Have you ever wanted a network device that’s small enough to fit in your pocket but just powerful enough for your most challenging pentests? In this talk, I’ll showcase a versatile implant based on an industrial Glinet router that you can send to the edge of the world for internal network penetration tests, red team ops, and physical intrusions. Let us tackle environmental challenges and logistical constraints with a router the size of a smartphone and the computing power of a toaster. Plus, it comes with a tool to bypass 802.1X.